Today’s Specials

Me (exasperated): “Baxter, please keep those hands to yourself!”
Baxter: “I am!! (pause) And Lyle’s not, either!”

Baxter (thoughtfully): “Mommy, am I allergic to poisonous gas?”


2 responses to “Today’s Specials

  1. Charlotte Gordon

    Comedy writer. Put me down for “comedy writer” when you begin taking predictions for Baxter’s future line of work.

  2. Christopher Tassava

    Both of those lines are fantastic. I love hearing kids talk partly because they say the wackiest stuff (Julia asked me today, while she sat in the tub, “Daddy, can you put a pwate of spaghetti on a rhino?”) and partly because their comments are such clear little windows into their souls. Their twisted, crazy little souls.

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