You know that I love the Google searches that bring people to The Wonderwheel.
In the past few days, I see that there have been a few decent ones:
thunderstorm chicago – august 23rd, 2007 [clearly, living in the past – a very specific date in the past]
all about me story third grade [8-year old searching for cliff notes?]
jorden stadler [almost there, sweetheart, but not quite]
obama can speak articulately [this is true, but when did i become the expert?]
But this one that I caught from today really cracked me up:
who does jordan sadler like?
I picture a seventh grader, don’t you? There’s some cute guy with my name out there, and the lovestruck girl who sits behind him in math class is hoping that the answer to the cosmic question of who he likes can be answered on Google. Because what can’t you find on Google?
I’ve decided to answer it for her.
It’s YOU, honey. Guaranteed. How could he not like a funny, smart, sweet kid like you? And maybe he’ll ask you out, oh, in college, because until then boys are awfully awkward.
Now get serious. Pay attention to that geometry, because if you don’t learn it now, you never will.