Baxter, excitedly: “Daddy, do you know where the Swiss Army knife is?”
Matt, sleepy: “No.”
Baxter: “How about some fish hooks?”
Matt, a little more awake now: “No, we don’t have any of those.”
Baxter: “Well, because all I need is a Swiss Army knife, fish hooks, a box of matches, a magnifying glass, a paper and pencil, and a needle and thread to have everything on the Essential Gear list in my book.”
Note to self: buy Baxter more paper and pencils.