A collection of recent quotes from Lyle, as culled from my own Facebook page.
Jan. 25, 2012 –
Lyle just walked through the room saying, “Mommy, I was going to name this Panda bear “Bimbo” because he makes really bad choices, but then I changed it.”
Jan. 24, 2012 –
Lyle: “Did you know that in Iraq the left hand is used for ‘Toilet operations’?? It’s true! I read about it in Culture!”
Jan. 20, 2012-
Lyle just appeared in only his underwear. “Me and Baxter are Sumo wrestling.”
Jan. 19, 2012-
Lyle to Baxter: “Why don’t you have some respect? How do you sleep at night??”
Jan. 11, 2012-
Lyle to me: “Who you callin’ an IMP, BIMBO??”
(After riotous laughter: “What’s a bimbo, anyway?”)
Dec. 25, 2011-
Lyle: “Mommy! This year I decided I’m gonna try to be good ALL YEAR and not just at Christmastime!”
Dec. 22, 2011-
Lyle is positive that a new-year-old baby could definitely balance on one of his fingertips.
Dec. 14, 2011-
Lyle & I are going to wrap a few gifts. He suggested we bring the dog in with us, “So he can give us feedback on which wrapping paper to use”. Feedback!
Dec. 3, 2011-
Lyle has a plan to set up my laptop out on the sidewalk and sell printouts of people’s favorite pictures from Google Images. Mama’s little capitalist.