Monthly Archives: May 2012

When I’m 100 Years Old…by Lyle, age 7

When I am 100 years old…       


I am gonna be ritired. In a apartment in Ohio and single, no wife. And I’m goona have 50 70-year old kids. A small head with squinted eyes. I will probably be at the doctor a lot. And be doing crossword puzzles in bed with some coffee. Maybe a bagel. And be pretty crabby. I would file water bills. Probably have chubby pants and socks and almost no hair at all but I will have glasses, baking muffins, cup cakes, and brownies through.

I will take my kids a lot of fun places like a pool, the beach, water park, or even to Florida.